Rhode Island Resident Watches All Their Keys Fall Into Sewer Grate, Forced to Pay $700 for Replacements
PROVIDENCE, RI – A Providence resident is sharing a painfully relatable nightmare after all of their keys fell into a sewer grate while they were about to take their dog for a walk. The incident, shared on Reddit by user ScorchedBurrito, quickly resonated with thousands of people who admitted it taps directly into one of their worst fears.
Entire Keychain Lost in a Single Moment Near a River
According to the original post, the resident was just about to head out for a walk by a river with their dog when they forgot their keychain was sitting on their lap. In an instant, the entire set slipped through a sewer grate and disappeared below. “Who knows how deep the water is?” they remarked, summing up the helpless feeling of watching their keys vanish out of reach.
What made the moment even more frustrating was the timing. ScorchedBurrito said they were having an exceptional day right up until the second their keys disappeared into the city’s underworld, turning a simple walk into a costly and stressful ordeal.
Commenters Suggest Magnet Fishing as a Possible Fix
The post quickly drew a wave of suggestions from fellow Redditors trying to help solve the problem. Several commenters recommended attempting to fish the keys out using magnets, while others suggested reaching out to someone experienced in magnet fishing as a hobby. One user even pointed out that contacting an employee at the local sewer company might be just as effective as trying to retrieve the keys alone.
Just dropped all my keys into a sewer grate in a paid parking spot😐
byu/ScorchedBurrito inWellthatsucks
$700 Locksmith Bill for Just Two Car Keys
Despite the helpful suggestions, the resident ultimately had to call a locksmith, who charged $700 to replace just two car keys, a main key and a spare. That cost did not include any of the other keys that were on the same ring, all of which remain lost somewhere in the sewer system below the city streets.
“Very costly lesson learned,” ScorchedBurrito said, reflecting on the expensive and avoidable mishap. They later joked about the experience, saying they would be sure to tie their keys to a 30 foot piece of yarn next time in case something similar ever happens again.
Story Strikes a Nerve With Commenters Who Share the Same Fear
The post resonated widely with users who admitted they carry the same anxiety anytime they walk near a grate in public. One commenter called it genuinely their worst fear, while another pointed out how much worse it feels when something like this happens right before doing something enjoyable. A third user said they are always paranoid walking over grates in cities and instinctively clutch any loose items in their hands or pockets whenever they cross one.
The fear of losing valuables to a storm drain or sewer grate is one almost everyone can relate to, and this Rhode Island resident’s $700 lesson is a reminder of just how quickly an ordinary moment can turn into an expensive mistake.
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